I'm Retarded Website Designer
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Since Internet invented, estimately human created 600 billion static and dynamic pages of contents in ranging from News, online catalogue, directory, articles to forum threads. There are enormous amount of information living in it.
Following is extremely embrassing i had hesitated to post this earlier, somehow at the end i still make this happen, making fool of myself hurray. This may be the most stupiest thing i ever did. Here's the confession. When there were few peoples online, Internet is a niche place for surfer to rambling around. I remember there were not much excitement being online. You have email, irc and some plain and sometimes boring websites to surf. Out of the blue, i did it, the stupid matter. I started to create inane content for the Internet. Upload rubbish and try to annoy netizen. Fool i was, but hey it continue its momentum for about one year before it sink into savage land, hanging at the lonely corner around cyberspace.
I host it at fortunecity.com, in the past it was a big name for web hosting. The idea of it is simple, the essential ingredients illegal operation + free download = cheeky website. Despite the broken english, i still insist that the content is interesting atleast it contains some mp3 download :D Bullshit i can't stop laughing everytime i recall my dumbest creation of all time. Hey its a 3 pages 'website' created using 'webpage' creation wizard still it left a retard imprint on me i can feel it.
Why the hell google still keeping it XD even i myself can't recall the login detail for this. I will remove it whatsoever ground if i can remember the f**king login id. Maybe i should write to fortunecity and ask them to take it off for the sake of cyberspace sanctity.
From the modern perspective of Webpage design. Whats goes wrong.
Cheesy javascript welcome message on homepage.
A fussing welcome message will remind you always welcomed and status bar will have some jaded message that scroll infinitely. I remember almost every less professional website did this... can't blame on me i thought it was norm and i should follow.
Let me count... 10 freaking animated button, background, clipart on a bloody page.
I was young, it was nothing but now i feel dizzy for staying a minute longer. If any senior citizen came across this, i'm so sorry, please forgive me not being understanding. Not to mention it having a marquee scrolling in the header section. Hmm i still seing these thing nowaday...
Talk about marquee, most irritating tag in html ever invented demonstrated.
Behold my friend, a big obtrusive banner that having text scrolling horizontally is freaking everyone from 21st century. For netizen appeared oblivious or unfamiliar to marquee, here's a recap for IE user, other mordern browsers will not able to view it ;)
Rigorously saying, there's no content.
Thanks to my extremely ridiculous inane mind. The superb engrish i master, it is well written in perfect engrish lol. If i'm not mistaken there's no more than 10 updates. Found this "Latest update at , 23 July 1998" :P
It knows how to pop up!!!
hohoho none of it working now. Firefox block it all kudos to the wonderful pop ups blocker.
The most important part, the most valuable Guestbook.
I've a guestbook feel free to pour shit in it. From early before the blogosphere invented, everyone have commenting fetish and whoring at each other guestbook. Comment system actually inherited from it's predecessor, the divine Guestbook.
Let's revisit and do some demolition!!!
I thought i would still able to access it unfortunately it's dismal free webhost like many other sob sob.
Dude, where is it now?
No i won't publish the link here because that almighty Google bloke will stalk it and try to memorize and caching forever. For all mutual benefits i reluctant to leave a link here, let it begone!
Tagged under web design, internet, fortunecity, marquee, stupidity, pop up, comment, guestbook
Following is extremely embrassing i had hesitated to post this earlier, somehow at the end i still make this happen, making fool of myself hurray. This may be the most stupiest thing i ever did. Here's the confession. When there were few peoples online, Internet is a niche place for surfer to rambling around. I remember there were not much excitement being online. You have email, irc and some plain and sometimes boring websites to surf. Out of the blue, i did it, the stupid matter. I started to create inane content for the Internet. Upload rubbish and try to annoy netizen. Fool i was, but hey it continue its momentum for about one year before it sink into savage land, hanging at the lonely corner around cyberspace.
I host it at fortunecity.com, in the past it was a big name for web hosting. The idea of it is simple, the essential ingredients illegal operation + free download = cheeky website. Despite the broken english, i still insist that the content is interesting atleast it contains some mp3 download :D Bullshit i can't stop laughing everytime i recall my dumbest creation of all time. Hey its a 3 pages 'website' created using 'webpage' creation wizard still it left a retard imprint on me i can feel it.
Why the hell google still keeping it XD even i myself can't recall the login detail for this. I will remove it whatsoever ground if i can remember the f**king login id. Maybe i should write to fortunecity and ask them to take it off for the sake of cyberspace sanctity.
From the modern perspective of Webpage design. Whats goes wrong.
Cheesy javascript welcome message on homepage.
A fussing welcome message will remind you always welcomed and status bar will have some jaded message that scroll infinitely. I remember almost every less professional website did this... can't blame on me i thought it was norm and i should follow.
Let me count... 10 freaking animated button, background, clipart on a bloody page.
I was young, it was nothing but now i feel dizzy for staying a minute longer. If any senior citizen came across this, i'm so sorry, please forgive me not being understanding. Not to mention it having a marquee scrolling in the header section. Hmm i still seing these thing nowaday...
Talk about marquee, most irritating tag in html ever invented demonstrated.
Behold my friend, a big obtrusive banner that having text scrolling horizontally is freaking everyone from 21st century. For netizen appeared oblivious or unfamiliar to marquee, here's a recap for IE user, other mordern browsers will not able to view it ;)
Rigorously saying, there's no content.
Thanks to my extremely ridiculous inane mind. The superb engrish i master, it is well written in perfect engrish lol. If i'm not mistaken there's no more than 10 updates. Found this "Latest update at , 23 July 1998" :P
It knows how to pop up!!!
hohoho none of it working now. Firefox block it all kudos to the wonderful pop ups blocker.
The most important part, the most valuable Guestbook.
I've a guestbook feel free to pour shit in it. From early before the blogosphere invented, everyone have commenting fetish and whoring at each other guestbook. Comment system actually inherited from it's predecessor, the divine Guestbook.
Let's revisit and do some demolition!!!
I thought i would still able to access it unfortunately it's dismal free webhost like many other sob sob.
Dude, where is it now?
No i won't publish the link here because that almighty Google bloke will stalk it and try to memorize and caching forever. For all mutual benefits i reluctant to leave a link here, let it begone!
Tagged under web design, internet, fortunecity, marquee, stupidity, pop up, comment, guestbook
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4 Comments:
So long you had wrote! I feel you should upload some pictures and share with us! Anyway, Chee Seng is back you know? Wanna come out?
No i don't want to upload picture of it :P
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1. Whats is the difference between cellspacing and cellpadding?
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3. Which one of the following settlement is correct?
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2. A Form can ve nested inside another form
3. Which element are table cells
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6. In dreamweaver what is used to apply same layout to my pages.
7. Which HTML tag is used to define an internal style sheet?
8. How do you define an inline style?
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